Rhymetastic

I'm not even sure how to respond to the latest sign...


Aspire to inspire before you expire.


After looking at it from a few different angles, there seems to be no significant theological ideas or opinions upon which to comment, good or bad.  So, I thought I would come up with a few of my own clever little rhymes of little to no value whatsoever.  Enjoy.


          Conspire to acquire before you retire


          Acquire the entire attire prior to setting fire to the briar


          Require the appropriate attire to sing in the choir, says the friar


          Require the buyer to perspire before they acquire a sapphire


          Aspire to change the tire before you perspire


          Inquire with the friar so that you don't retire in the fire


Feel free to respond with a few rhymes of your own...


Admire the Friar.